It's been a while since I posted --- ouch, James just bite the inside of my arm. Anyway ... lots of stuff going on. James is welcoming another tooth, just as we suspected - on the bottom. I've been SUPER busy at work. We had a diaper shower for my co-worker today and it was funny - he was embarrassed. I made some delicious cupcakes and they were so good - I'm sure if I had diabetes I'd be in a sugar coma right now.
Last week I was thawing out some hamburger and you know when you wait too long and let it sit in the fridge for days on end before you finally get around to bagging it up in freezer bags to freeze it? And how the blood separates out from the meat but you flip it upside down and hope that it goes back into the meat and doesn't quite work but you freeze it anyway? Well it was a bloody mess. Literally. The blood separated out leaving the hamburger ghastly white. And water got in so it was a diluted bloody mess.
SO ruining all that meat from my laziness, and debated whether to cook it for the dog then deciding that the dog was already getting on my nerved, i decided to shove the 3 lbs of hamburger down the sink's garbage disposal then went off to tend to my needy child, came back and noticed that Bimmer barfed all over the kitchen mat. Although upon further investigation, I noticed that there was water running down onto the floor from the cabinet. THEN realized that it wasn't barf when I opened the cabinet door and found finely ground hamburger ALL OVER the inside cabinets in all four directions. OF COURSE, I found there was a small hole in the collector - hence the hamburger bomb. So I had to take EVERYTHING out from under the sink AND clean it AND sopp up the water and get every bit of hamburger so it wouldn't mold and stink up the house later.
Mike fixed it with a penny and some epoxy. We ghetto.
Why a penny you say? Well what are water pipes made from? Yeah, copper. You're so smart!
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Bloody Mess. Nice touch.
I just when I thought I was the only walking-kitchen-disaster, you totally out-do me. One time I put the grease from only 1 lb of hamburger meat down the drain - it got nice and clogged and I thought Joel was going to divorce me on the spot. I can't image what he would have done if he'd seen your hamburger bomb.
you always have such nice gross stories to share :)I have never heard of that before... I hope I never have to experience it!
Not ghetto: that's what engineers are supposed to do :)
Okay, that's disgusting!
You absolutely crack me up. Give a man duct tape and super glue and he can fix anything!
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