Okay. Okay. Okay.
I go first.
I say,
"What's Worse?
Finding James in the bathroom arm deep in the toilet spashing poop and toilet paper all over himself and the bathroom floor because your little brother took a crap and didn't 1) flush the toilet, 2) put down the lid, or 3) close the bathroom door.
OR..."
(Insert your story here......)
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let me tell you that kind of thing happened to my own little brothers all the time. And we all laugh about it today. As you guys will in 20 years.
OR.... recently having Taya decide she wasn't done pooping mid diaper change while my hand just happened to be right next to the warm delivery spot, letting the 'gift' eject right onto the top of my hand and in my wedding ring and everything ... I was screaming - haha, so dramatic - it was disgusting.
And so is your story.
I'd insert to a link to my "outdoor poop adventure" here, but I'm quite done humiliating myself for now. You win.
thinking your son only needs to pee when you pull him behind this not so inconspicuous fence at Tempe Town Lake, and then you reaizes he has to poop. so you try to pull his pants up, but he starts screaming, because he can't stop it anymore, so he poops on his underwear and pants! Needless to say you don't have any wipes or TP, so you have to use his underwear to discard of the log and try to wipe him, but it just get ALL over your hand!
But then again, I think your story might win! :D
haha...gross. sorry :)
HAHAHA! My friends and i are cracking up right now!! Thanks to everyone for the comic relief!! I'm pretty sure one of us played with or ate our poop when we were little, but that might be a myth that my brothers poisoned me with!
Having to clean up poo that was smeared all over the bedroom door and over her little body. Thankfully she seems to be over the poo smearing phase (knock on wood)
I can't think of any...Oh Brooklynn projectile pooped on Jacob after a bath once. Glad it was not me!
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