Last night I dreamt I had a
BLOW OUT.
That there should have you busting up laughing already.
But if you're not laughing keep reading it gets better.
It was horrible! I won't go into the details but I woke up out of my dream and literally stuck my hand down my back to make sure it was dry.
Here is the kicker.
I woke Michael up from deep slumber to make sure my back wasn't wet.
Oh man, what a night.
Are you laughing yet?
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4 comments:
um, not so much laughing as gagging.
At least you didn't. Ever had a "dream" that you were peeing?
ohmygoshdidsheactuallyjustwritethat?
ugh! I think you might need a break from James and poop :D
I was cracking up as I read this, after just the first line.
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