Men are disgusting.
Yeah. What up? I said it.
You all know I work in a male dominated field. I travel to St Johns occassionally on business to do some work at the coal plant up there. Well today I had to use someone's office (I got kicked out of my workstation. Long story but I was irritated about it because I always get kicked out of my workstation. It's so wrong. Especially since it was set up for my use in the first place).
Great. Now where was I?
Oh yes, the guy whose office I was in was apparently ... No. Very obviously, a fisherman. It was like a museum in his office. Pictures of him fishing and his family. Some old school pix of him as a kid fishing and also his dad. And his dad as a kid and his dad's dad. Well you get my drift. Fishing is in this guy's blood. After about 20 minutes of just pure amazement, I finally got to logging into the computer to start working.
I looked down at the key board and said aloud, "SICK"!
There had to have been at least a mil of dust and crumbs in his keyboard. Yes. IN his keyboard. It was so nasty I wouldn't even touch it. I looked for a box of tissues and to no surprise there was another mil of dust on that. I tried to clean up the keyboard but it just looked like years and years worth of dust and crumbs and who knows what else. And by years and years I mean literally since most of the people out there started working there since it first started operation in the late 70's.
What's the ending to the story you say?
I thought I already said it... men are disgusting!
And of course, it wouldn't be a juicy blog until we got some of your details:
What does your spouse do that is just downright dirty?
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I'll start first:
He feeds his boogers to the dog.
Ok. Another one... I just can't help myself:
He clips his toenails in the sink.
that makes me want to throw up, the dog thing.
I can't think of any mildly disgusting things. Anything more than mild, I'd get beat if I posted.
Oh I know one that he doesn't mind me telling. He'll dig through the garbage and eat people's leftovers.
Ex: After blessing party's, baptism get-to-gethers and such where chicken wings are served at our house, most people don't eat their wings to the bone like Art does. After everyone leaves, he'll dig through find the remnants and finish the chicken wing properly.
Once at a hotel, someone left their room service plate unfinished outside their hotel door. Art finished it for them.
Ha Ha Ha- those are hilarious!
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